Sparky the Harddisk

July 8th, 2009

Oooops I did it again, many of you have hear the story of the infamious sparky the laptop, the only laptop in history to have almost committed a darwin award on it’s owner,

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Virgin Media are throttling me… ugg then they stopped yey

June 23rd, 2009

Here’s the stats from my supposed 8meg line from virgin

Throttling + iPlayer == Virgin Media are Scum

Throttling + iPlayer == Virgin Media are Scum

Can’t watch James May on the Moon, had to watch Top Gear on Redux

Best Practises – Thoughts, Purposes and Benefits/Disadvantages – Testing (part 2 of 3)

June 21st, 2009

on a train back to london, from the ed film festival, and i feel rejuviated i’ve regained some of my mojo after the hard slog of vr, time to talk about testing (for the record probably my personal weakiest best practise).

part1 part2

Testing

I’ll be talking a bit about testing, i’ll go through what i think the purpose and spirit of testing is, what’s it’s advantages/disadvantages, and then finally give a general overview of it.

Through out the 3 part brain dump on best practises i’m intending to try and stay constructive and positive, this is the one i may drop some hints of the inner scars i have on this particular one, sorry guys here we go…

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Best Practises – Thoughts, Purposes and Benefits/Disadvantages – Documentation (part 1 of 3)

June 13th, 2009

part1 part2

Hi guys,

I’ve been thinking up some ideas of recent about how we (eg myself and the department) do code, it’s part of a planned initiative to do best practises and stuff, rarararra

In my opinion there’s simple stuff like use version control, don’t use eval and such, but there are sort of lower down, plain coding competency,

It’s not really best practise just really stupid not to do it, best practise to me is three tricky issues, documentation, code testing, and peer coding practises (by which i mean peer programming, peer code reviewing, peer branch/merge control techniques etc)

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Hacking Highscore boards, it not big or clever, but it is fun

June 12th, 2009

Normally I’m quite a nice bloke and play games without cheats, but some times a game breaks me and i need to prove i can beat it,

so i go into tamperdata and give myself some silly score – 69/666, etc

here’s one i did now, (I blame low blood sugar levels or something)

http://www.bubblebox.com/highscores/1398.htm

http://www.bubblebox.com/highscores/1398.htm

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Three wee things about bbc news

June 8th, 2009
ooops, content producers forgetting to double check their data entry

ooops, content producers forgetting to double check their data entry

1. oops, bbc news team inserting placeholder text into cms :)

ps opera-mini is still great, just not a great as it used to be :(

ps opera-mini is still great, just not a great as it used to be :(

2. Why is opera-mini inserting google adwords into the bbc news website!!! grrrr

update -> cool online opera-mini demo may setup a version of this software for the visualising radio mobile version

I love opera-mini but i wish they wouldnt do this shit (prosuming it isn’t O2), having said that the adverts look perfect and look almost designed to fit into the place they have inserted them into.

Sorry for the poor image quality since i use my phone for all my camera needs had to use the iMac Camera which is rubbish.

Simply the best

Simply the best, what a guy

3. Finally the lord of darkiness, lord mandelson, wow what a man, no one can deflect, lie, or weasle quite as good as mandelson,

points to watch out for are :-

the amazing deflection and complete non-answer of the first question of the interview (first 2 minutes),

the proceeding demonition of the poor bbc anchor who has the interview dicated to him by the frankly amazing misdirection, deflection, and various other straw man techinques from the master of the dark arts,

then my favourate highlight is in the point where the whole operation is undone by the slightiness freudian slip of the tongue where we hear something quite unbelievable, simply amazing at 17.55-18.25

sorry for going into politics, i don’t normally infect my blog with this stuff but this guy’s brillant, it’s the most interesting thing i feel watching politicians do what they do best: bending; maniupating; stretching the truth.

Like I said this a point and case study in the dark arts of the politician.

And now for something completely different

- my favourateiest bestist new song ever! since i first heard it yesterday

- the best source of all knowledge on this planet, no seriously i mean it

thanks all folks

Zap

whoope! – radio vis mark 2 is up and live!

June 1st, 2009
The gorgious Tim-licious artwork of phase 2

The gorgious Tim-licious artwork of phase 2

after 7 extremely hard weeks, and one of the more stressful dress rehearsals of a my career with the 5live team , watching mark kermode, and the shorter bloke from the peep show appear on the radio vis client was amazing,

Visualising radio mark 2 has launched, it’s a bbc experiment to see what can be done to engage with audiences more, personally i like to think of it as web red button, it’s only a trial but the tech is there to do some really cool experiences,

wanta show the wikipedia entry of outcast as their playing, sure….
wanta show a rss feed of premier league goals, sure…
wanta build a module to dynamicly parse the football press acc ’s feed and push it into the client, sure… will cost a bit though
wanta show the music video, sure… though the trust would probably never allow it :)

it’s a modular system easily expandable to test out how to do this thing, and it’s great, but only the start, only a fraction of the potiental has been reached, the ux ain’t perfect yet, and is even a little confused in places, are the audience passive or active, should we be pushing or should they be choosing, the important thing is the base tech is here now, with it’s extendable api mark 3 could really be something special, and i mean that, we just need the courage to build ontop of it,

today’s launch was no less amazing, alot of flash/ruby/monterosa tech went into this thing,

sage stats, rss feeds, webcams, sms messages, vcs feeds, drm(evil…. but necessary oh i feel so dirty), json, nuts, bolts, and even a few big name celebs

it’s going to be a fun few weeks

started today it, it’s to be repeated for the 5live simon mayo show 1pm to 4pm, monday to friday for the next few weeks, then expanding further into other networks

http://bbcami.s3.amazonaws.com/live_5live.html

for those of a geeky persuasion here’s the debug link (no secret easter eggs i’m afraid but it shows you a bit more about hows it’s been made)

http://bbcami.s3.amazonaws.com/live_debug_5live.html

ondemand links (of questionable if strongly debated quality) will be on the website soon

i can honestly say, with the restrictions, time-restraints, set-backs, this is one of the proudest products i’ve made, hope anyone watching it enjoys it, will probably do a bbc radio labs blog posting about the vis radio client/console at some point its a ugly disgusting, thing of beauty , most of the credit of which has to go to the the mark 1 team,

cheers

Zap

updated to include the<censored>radio blog post</censored>

Weddings and Geeks

May 2nd, 2009
Helen and Rob at their Wedding, plus the flower i managed to catch, which kinda annoyed the girls....oops

Helen and Rob at their Wedding, plus the flower i managed to catch, which kinda annoyed the girls....oops

Just been at my friends helen and rob’s weddings it was lovely, a truely beatiful event which was magically and special, these are the first of my friends my age to get married, and it seems everyone else is doing it too, with another 2 planned for the summer, and everyone else having babies aside!

So without going into my singlehood, and all my friends being couples etc etc, and the fact i caught the flowers at the end of the wedding, and the amazing goth wedding band… blah blah blah

I spoke to a guy who explained the 3 actionscript languages in the best way ever…. no really

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Zap -the Warrior

April 8th, 2009

my settings from this game

What Beauty is there in a City

February 7th, 2009

Zapper’s moved town, moved job, to London, Audio and Music…

Saw this on the street and thought wow

Also everyone in glasgow i love you all, thanks for giving me a amzing send off

Love you all, been soo busy it’s taken two weeks to getting round to doing the post,

Ant